urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ninja_tard_cat I'm a cat that looks like a cow. Daddy says I'm not as cute as a squirrel. Clarissa 2005-04-13T03:20:42Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ninja_tard_cat:634 ninja_tard_cat @ 2005-04-12T20:18:00 2005-04-13T03:20:42Z 2005-04-13T03:20:42Z Mommy will not let me play in the closet because she's a big fucking bitch! I can't wait till' daddy comes back so I can love on him. <br />If mommy does not do as I wish, soon enough she's gonna find her dildo in pieces on the floor! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ninja_tard_cat:405 ninja_tard_cat @ 2005-04-04T13:55:00 2005-04-04T21:00:39Z 2005-04-04T21:00:39Z I'm bored. Kobun is always asleep and mommy and daddy try to tell me what to do all the time. I keep telling Kobun we could outsmart the system here, start a revolution, but he just sits there and licks his empty sack. How depressing.<br />Mommy says Sylvia Plath died when she stuck her head in an oven and that's why I need to keep my head out of strange things, but what does she know?