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  <description>Mommy will not let me play in the closet because she&apos;s a big fucking bitch! I can&apos;t wait till&apos; daddy comes back so I can love on him. &lt;br /&gt;If mommy does not do as I wish, soon enough she&apos;s gonna find her dildo in pieces on the floor!</description>
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  <description>I&apos;m bored. Kobun is always asleep and mommy and daddy try to tell me what to do all the time. I keep telling Kobun we could outsmart the system here, start a revolution, but he just sits there and licks his empty sack. How depressing.&lt;br /&gt;Mommy says Sylvia Plath died when she stuck her head in an oven and that&apos;s why I need to keep my head out of strange things, but what does she know?</description>
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