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I'm a cat that looks like a cow.
Daddy says I'm not as cute as a squirrel.
Created on 2005-04-01 16:45:30 (#6654304), last updated 2005-04-12
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Basic Info| Name: | Clarissa |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 01-01 |
| Location: | Saint Louis, Missouri, United States |
| Website: | http://pp.t7s.com/ |
BioMeow.
Well, I'm inbred, just like the people that mommy and daddy bought me from. They paid ten dollars for me, which they said it was too much, but they did it anyway since mommy and daddy are jewish and refuse to waste gasoline. I have thumbs on my front paws and extra fingers between the thumb and the paw, as well as extra claws on my back legs.
I spend most of my days sleeping and eating and crapping, but now and then I do things like chase my tail or attack the other cat who lives here.
Mommy says one day a man-cat will sneak up behind me and pop my cherry. Then I can make baby cats which mum and dad will in turn sell into slavery on the black market.
I'm intending to put my deepest, innermost thoughts into this journal, like how it makes me feel when daddy tea bags me or mommy feeds me daddy's jiz.
One day, when I'm big enough, I'm going to kill mommy and daddy in their sleep and eat them both.
Well, I'm inbred, just like the people that mommy and daddy bought me from. They paid ten dollars for me, which they said it was too much, but they did it anyway since mommy and daddy are jewish and refuse to waste gasoline. I have thumbs on my front paws and extra fingers between the thumb and the paw, as well as extra claws on my back legs.
I spend most of my days sleeping and eating and crapping, but now and then I do things like chase my tail or attack the other cat who lives here.
Mommy says one day a man-cat will sneak up behind me and pop my cherry. Then I can make baby cats which mum and dad will in turn sell into slavery on the black market.
I'm intending to put my deepest, innermost thoughts into this journal, like how it makes me feel when daddy tea bags me or mommy feeds me daddy's jiz.
One day, when I'm big enough, I'm going to kill mommy and daddy in their sleep and eat them both.
ConnectInterests (25):
bottle caps, chasing my tail, climbing, drinking toilet water, eating mommy's bra, eating shoes, getting shot with nerf, hiding shiny things, kibbles, killing nerf darts, licking mommy and daddy, mommy and daddy, plastic bags, playing in my litter, pooping, pouncing, riding daddy's cock, running into walls, scratching cats, scratching imaginary things, scratching myself, scratching people, squirrels, staring at toilet water, watching video games
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